January 2012
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I have no desire to do anything but live in Florida.
Sitting in bed and weeping into my cat because Indiana is not Florida.
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alexanderthelarge:
also Seinfeld is literally the dumbest goddamn television show that has ever aired and if you like it even a little you can fuck right off
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Back in Indiana.
Left Florida’s 80 degree weather for Indiana’s snowy, 20 degree weather.
Fuck my goddamn life.
Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you.
– Invisible Monsters (via lelelovesyou)
yoursonhastheemo:
rosevests:
i’m the kevin jonas out of my group of friends
at least you dodged the diabetes
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North Carolina hates us.
A couple of years ago, my friends and were going home to Indiana from Florida. North Carolina isn’t on the way, but we wanted to see the mountains during the day. It was only going to add an extra two hours AT MOST to the trip. Everything was fine and perfect until there was a rock slide that had blocked our road. The GPS went crazy and would not accept that we could not take that way. We...
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I'm seeing the Atlantic tomorrow.
Dream come true.
Anthony Green has the weirdest fucking mouth.
konacoco asked: I hate you, bitch.
Leandra likes to make up all these stories about...
Oh my god, I didn’t make anything up. You touched me with your feet, tried to cuddle, and stole the blankets. Fuck you.
yeah you know there’s murderers and rapists and thieves and terrorists but who can think of them when there’s people sharing files online
It's -2 degrees back at home but 72 degrees here...
konacoco:
Good Lord I cannot wait to move here.
Florida: the arrival
Yesterday, two of my friends and I decided we were going to go to Florida for the weekend. After a nice seventeen hour drive, we have finally arrived at our destination. The hotel does not look anything like it did on the internet. It looks like one of those places you either get murdered at or have an affair in. The room smells like chlorine, too. At least the wi-fi works pretty well.
Anyway,...
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Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via gentletrees)
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My little brother got suspended from school today...
My mom keeps telling everyone that he “fisted” a special needs kid.
Fisted.
That’s a little different, mom.
I make a point to say “nigga” in front of one of my best friends because it makes her uncomfortable when white people say it.
I refuse to believe that even Rick Santorum...
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