North Carolina hates us.
A couple of years ago, my friends and were going home to Indiana from Florida. North Carolina isn’t on the way, but we wanted to see the mountains during the day. It was only going to add an extra two hours AT MOST to the trip. Everything was fine and perfect until there was a rock slide that had blocked our road. The GPS went crazy and would not accept that we could not take that way. We had to drive all the through the mountains. An extra two hours turned into, like, four.
Tonight, we were on our way back home through North Carolina (we were in a different part of Florida and also wanted to avoid Atlanta at all costs,) and the same fucking road from a couple years ago was closed. Once again, the GPS was pissed and was not having any of that shit. We had to find our way through Hendersonville and back to our road. It was awful.
There were a few fun/funny parts, though. Like when the three of us sang Jewel songs really loudly. And also obnoxiously. There will probably be a video of that ridiculous shit tomorrow. Also, while in downtown Hendersonville, I got so flustered that I messed my words up really badly. The light turned green, but I guess Corey didn’t see it. I meant to say, “Go, nigga, it’s green!” What came out, though, was, “Go, it’s nigga-green!”
Anyway, we’re shacked up in Knoxville for the night, only to leave in about six hours.
